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SENIOR FLIGHT ATTENDANT BRIEFING FOR PILOTS
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I prefer the “B” position in the back, but as luck would have it today, I am the “A”
up front. There are a few things I would like to go over with the two of you to insure our trip begins on the right foot.
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1. SAFETY IS MY #1 CONCERN.
2. I am a professional.
3. The PAX are first. I am second and you are third.
4. Please do not ring the bells unless it is important.
5. Please do not ask for the “Holy” water (you would think it had been blessed with high evels of testosterone). If ample supply is available, I will offer it.
6. I will offer you a drink on the ground as well as in the air, along with the snack basket on each flight (at my convenience).
7. If food is available, I will bring it up – be it first class or coach depends on what is left. Whatever I bring up, please do not place the tray on the floor. I do not bend over in the cockpit.
8. If either of you are in a “DAPPER” mood, feel free to say hello and good-bye to the PAX. Whatever makes you happy.
9. I tease, but do not PLEASE. If this offends you, tell me now.
10. You have a choice – you may have fun and laugh your fool heads off on this trip, or kick me off and have half-baked service. Whatever, I am off limits to you personally.
11. If the day is long and turn time is short, don’t even think about running off for food without asking me and my fellow F/As if we would like anything. Trust us, we will pay you!!!
If you can comply with the above, I assure you, you will have a great trip with wonderful service
YOUR FRIENDLY “A” F/A
Author Unknown
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