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INTERSECTION NAMES ACROSS THE AIRWAY SYSTEM
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They are always 5 letters long and created so they can be pronounced. Most are obscure and dont
mean any thing but some do reflect a sense of humor. Some of these are just
funny, some are morbid for aviation, some have sexual overtones and some are obviously chosen because they
honor local heroes or landmarks. In a couple of cases two or more are paired
together to form a humorous combination. Some of the combinations have a colored background. If so,
you can click on the color to see the actual approach plate.
If you discover any more along the airways, please send them in to:
info@funnyairlinestories.com.
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APPROACH FIXES
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Atlanta, GA Baltimore, MD Baltimore, MD Baton Rouge, LA Boston, MA Boston, MA
Charlotte, NC Cheyenne, WY Cincinatti, OH
Cleveland, OH Cleveland, OH Dallas Ft. Worth Denver, CO Detroit, MI Houston, TX Indianapolis, IN Kansas City
Kansas City Kansas City Memphis, TN Minneapolis, MN Minneapolis, MN Nashville, TN Nashville, TN Nashville, TN
Nashville, TN Nashville, TN Nashville, TN Nashville, TN Nashville, TN Newark, NJ Newark, NJ
New York, NY Orlando, FL
Orlando, FL Philadelphia, PA Pittsburgh, PA Portsmouth, NH Portsmouth, NH Portsmouth, NH Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth, NH San Antonio, TX St. Louis, MO South Bend, IN South Bend, IN
Tampa, FL Tampa, FL Washington, Dulles
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ATL BWI BWI BTR BOS BOS CLT CYS CVG CLE CLE DFW DEN
DTW IAH IND MCI MCI MCI MEM MSP MSP BNA BNA BNA BNA
BNA BNA BNA BNA EWR EWR LGA MCO MCO PHL PIT PSM PSM
PSM PSM PSM SAT STL SBN SBN TPA TPA IAD
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ILS 26L ILS 33L ILS 33R ILS 22R ILS 15R ILS 27 ILS 36R ILS26 ILS 36L ILS 24L ILS 6R ILS 17C
ILS 34R ILS 21L ILS 26R ILS 23L ILS 1R ILS 1R ILS 1R ILS 9 ILS 30L ILS 30L ILS 2R ILS 2R ILS 20L
ILS 20L ILS 20L ILS 20R ILS 20R ILS 20R ILS 4L ILS 4R
ILS 13 ILS 36R VOR DME 36L ILS 17 ILS 28R
GPS 16 GPS 16 GPS 16 GPS 16 GPS 16 ILS 12R LDA DME 30L ILS 9R ILS 9R ILS 18L ILS 18R ILS 1L
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KINKY SPLAT ORIOL COMIT SWIGG RIPIT HAYOU HORSE PORKR BLESU HASLE ZINGG BOOBU
NESBI* OWELL
ZEROX
ELVIS
SISSY NARCO ATKNS
SKAGS WAYLN REABA JUUDD HIKRY AKUFF OPERY
PAYMI TRAMP DISNY HOOCH NASTY
ALAMO CARDS PRAIR KNUTE BUCCS JMBOB SKINS
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IAF GS Intercept FAF OM IAF FAF FAF OM IAF Inside OM Inside FAF IAF IAF
IAF FAF
FAF IAF
IAF FAF OM IAF OM IAF FAF IAF IAF FAF IAF IAF FAF
FAF FAF IAF
FAF FAF Inside FAF IAF IAF
IAF FAF MAP MAF OM IAF IAF OM IAF FAF FAF
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In Case you didn't get the series from Portsmith, NH - The phrase comes from an old cartoon series.
Click on the intersections for a look at the approach plate and the answer.
* NESBI is named for a former crash pad roommate - Dave Nesbit
ARRIVAL NAMES
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Augusta, GA Cleveland, OH Dallas Ft. Worth< Dallas Ft. Worth Greensboro, NC Houston, TX
Houston, TX Nashville, Tn
Nashville, Tn Nashville, Tn New Orleans New Orleans Orlando, FL
Orlando, FL Palm Beach, FL Pittsburgh, PA Tampa, FL Tampa, FL Washington, DC
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AGS CLE DFW DFW GSO IAH IAH BNA BNA BNA
MSY MSY MCO MCO PBI PIT TPA TPA DCA
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STUGE 3 GONNE 2 BOWIE 8 WILBR 3 SMOKN 3 ROKIT 7 STROS 4 GUITR 3 HEHAW 4
VOLLS 6 AWDAD 6 RYTHM 3 GOOFY 5 MINEE 3 SURFN 7 WISKE 2
LIZRD 2 BLOND 3 FINKS 7
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ARRIVAL FIXES
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Atlanta, GA Augusta, GA Baltimore, MD Boston, MA Charlotte, NC Charlotte, NC Chicago, IL
Chicago, IL Chicago, IL Chicago, IL Chicago, IL Dallas Ft. Worth Dallas Ft. Worth Greensboro, NC
Houston, TX Houston, TX Houston, TX Kansas City, MO LaGuardia, NY LaGuardia, NY
Nashville, TN Nashville, TN Newark, NJ Newark, NJ
New Orleans, LA New Orleans, LA New Orleans, LA Orlando, FL Orlando, FL Orlando, FL Palm Beach, FL
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ATL AGS BWI BOS CLT CLT ORD ORD ORD ORD ORD DFW DFW GSO IAH
IAH IAH MCI LGA LGA BNA BNA EWR EWR MSY MSY MSY MCO MCO MCO PBI
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Sinca 3 Stwrt 2 Nottingham 6 Scupp 2 Chesterfield 2 Magic 9 Bradford 3 Bradford 3
Janesville 4 Janesville 4 Knox 3 Bonham 5 Scurry 9 Brook 2 Rokit 7 Rokit7
Hoagi 1 Tyger 5 Korry 2 Milton 2 Volls 6 Volls 6 Helon 1 Helon 1 Awdad 6 Rhythm 3 Rhythm 3
Bitho 7 Jaguar 3
McCoy 9 Llake 3
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RDNEK LIARS RIPKN CELTS BOOZE GIZMO MAGOO WIMPI BULLZ SUZYQ BEARZ
MEEOW PORKS KHAOS AKEEM DUUNK TIGGR KRAZO APPLE HARLM
BAMMA JABRD
VODOO BLEUZ OYSTY COZMO NOWAY GUANO CHAOS
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DEPARTURE NAMES
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Atlanta, GA Charlotte, NC Charlotte, NC Charlotte, NC Nashville, TN
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ATL CLT CLT PIT BNA
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BRAVS 1 HORNET 1 HUGO 5 PANTHER 5 TITAN 1
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DEPARTURE FIXES
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Boston, MA
Boston, MA
Las Vegas, NV
Las Vegas, NV
Las Vegas, NV
Las Vegas, NV
Pittsburgh
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BOS
BOS
LAS
LAS
LAS
LAS
PIT
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Logan 2
Logan 2
Aaces RNAV 2
Aaces RNAV 2
Aaces RNAV 2
Wyldd RNAV 2
Pittsburgh 6
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BOSOX
DRUNK
HITME
CHIPZ
NICLE
DEALR
BURGS
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AIRWAYS FIXES
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AR! AR6 A315 B24 BR53V G439 J24 J24 J30 J46 J70 J80 J80 J89 J121 J225
V3 V7 V20 V128 V166 V213 V225 V258 V310 V454
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147 ENE VKZ, Miami, FL 51 ENE ORL, Orlando, FL 19 SE Bimini 23 SE SIE, Atlantic City, NJ
80 SE Bimini 68 South of DHP Miami, FL
50 SE VHP - Indianapolis, IN
82 SE VHP - Indianapolis, In
104 NW JOT Joliet, Il
45 East of FWA Fort Wayne, IN
107 NW BAE Milwaukee, WI
95 East of VHP Indianapolis, IN
144 East of VHP - Indianapolis, IN
Oskosh 85 NW BAE Milwaukee, WI
9 South of HTO Long Island, NY
46 SW of JFK New York, NY
43 SSW of FAK - Richmond, VA
38 SE of Chicago Heights, IL
18 S OTT - Washington, DCbr
56 W CSN
21 E CKB - Clarksburg, WV
19 SE HPW - Richmond, VA
7 South of RSW Fort Myers, FL
30 SE ROA - Roanoke, VA
29 NW HMV - Tri Cities, TN
12 SW HPW - Richmond, VA
18 SE ACK - Nantuckett, MA
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RSNIK APOLO SWIMM FFISH WOOZE DROWN BIGXX HICKI BRIBE GONER AUGER CREEP EMPTY BGOSH SHLEP LUIGI
NUTTS ZORRO WHINO TTUMS UGJOB KINKE HICUP PIGGS YUMMY JUNKI YAHOO
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VOR NAMES
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VHF Omndrectional Range These are the radio stations across the nation that have been used for navigation for a long time.
They all have 3 letter identifiers and are normally named for cities they are near.
In some cases the VORs have been renamed for local situations.
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Birmingham, AL Bloomington, IN Chattanooga, TN Dallas Ft. Worth Dallas Ft. Worth Dallas Ft. Worth
Denver, CO Evansville, IN Fayetteville, AR Gainesville, FL Huntsville, AL Indianapolis, IN Knoxville, TN
Milwaukie, WI Minneapolis, MN Montanna New York, NY Oklahoma City, OK St. Louis, MO South Bend, IN
Tallahasse, FL
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VUL ODM GQO CVE TTT FUZ DVV PXV RZC GNV RQT VHP VXV BAE GEP CZI JFK IRW
CSX GIJ SZW
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Vulcan Hoosier Choo Choo Cowboy Maverick Ranger Mile High Pocket City Razorback Gators Rocket
Brickyard Volunteer Badger Gopher Crazy Woman Kennedy Will Rogers Cardinal Gipper Seminole
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