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Flight Attendant Pulls One on the First Officer
I was flying with a guy in the right seat who was always pulling funny tricks on everyone but mostly Flight Attendants. One of his gags was to stuff a woman’s wig in his shirt with half the hair sticking out as if he had a very hairy chest. Other times he would stick the wig up his shirt sleeve with the “arm pit hair” coming down to his elbow. The Lead Flight Attendant got me aside and advised that she was going to pull a trick on the First Officer, but don’t let on. I had no idea was coming but vowed to play along. A while later she came up to the cockpit and sat on the jumpseat with her legs uncrossed and started shooting the breeze with the F/O. She was incredibly attractive and he was paying close attention. The longer she sat the wider her legs got and it became apparent that the F/O saw something that he liked as he started focusing more of his attention on the Flight Attendant’s legs. She had taken a wig of her own and stuffed it down her panties with the hair reaching almost down to her knees. By the time the F/O figured it out, he was practically on the floor trying to get a better look. Needless to say we all laughed at the F/O for probably the first time as somebody finally played a trick on him. What goes around sometimes comes around.
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Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer - Mid 70's
| 1/7/2004
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