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29.92 Captain

I’m flying along with a rather gruff old Captain and a First Officer who fancies himself as the perfect aviator.  Shortly after reaching cruise, the F/O notices that the Captain’s altimeter is set at 29.91.  The F/O says: "29.92 Captain." The Captain ignores him.  The F/O gets a little more insistent.  Once again he is ignored.  Totally frustrated, the F/O says: “Captain please set 29.92 on your altimeter." Words were not spoken as the Captain gets in a big huff.  He moves up his seat, resets the recline, and gets into a flying position.  Then he resets his altimeter to 29.92, clicks off the autopilot, makes a big show of re-trimming the stab and flies up the 10 feet.  After hooking up the autopilot again and sliding his seat back he says: “Now, are you satisfied?”

JRN - Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer - Mid 90's 3/20/2004