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STORIES - TABLE OF CONTENTS

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Story Title Date Added Submitted By
He's Having a Baby
 3/3/2004
 USAirways - B-727 Captain
Hit It
 4/27/2004
 Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
Holding
 7/22/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Holy Terror
 3/12/2005
 US Airways - B737-300 F/A
Honey, I'm Home
 6/8/2004
 Braniff - B-727 Flight Engineer
How Long Would He Last?
 4/1/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
I Can't Believe They Left Me
 4/2/2004
 Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
I Don’t Think So
 4/27/2005
 USAirways - B-737-300 Flight Attendant
I Had To Do Something
 4/1/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
I knew Something Was Wrong
 2/25/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
I Picked the Wrong One
 5/25/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
I Thought I Had Seen Everything
 3/3/2004
 Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
I Took Flack For Three Days
 5/26/2004
 USAir - B-727 Captain
I Wanted the Perfect Landing
 4/18/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
I Was Speechless
 4/27/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
I Was Trying Out My English
 7/6/2004
 American Eagle - RJ Captain
I’m Qualified
 2/18/2005
 USAirways - Flight Attendant
If Only I Had Turned It On 15 Seconds Earlier
 6/15/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
I'll Hit Him
 12/5/2005
 USAirways - B-737-300 First Officer
I'm Going to Take You Home
 3/20/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
I'm Not a USAir Employee
 4/18/2004
 Piedmont Airlines - Jumpseat Rider
The Incredible Boeing 727
 3/17/2004
 Piedmont - B-727 Captain
Interplane Communications
 1/7/2004
 Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Flight Engineer
Is This Your Leg or Mine?
 1/7/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
It Could Have Happened to Anyone
 5/6/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It Looked Like His Car
 3/3/2004
 USAirways - B-727 Captain
It Was a Cruel Joke
 6/15/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
It Was a Good Idea - Almost
 5/6/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
It Was a Great Show
 6/15/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
It Was a Little Different
 4/1/2004
 USAirways - B-737-400 Captain
It Was Absurd
 5/26/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It Was Beautiful
 6/9/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It Was Duke
 4/2/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It Was So Fast
 5/6/2004
 USAirways - B-737-400 Captain
It Was Tight
 6/15/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
It Wasn’t the Largest of Hotel Rooms
 4/1/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It Will Be There Soon
 3/31/2004
 USAirways - B-727 Captain
It Would Have Been a Cold, Noisy Ride
 4/27/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
It Would Have Been a Nice Reunion
 6/9/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It’s Not Burger King
 2/18/2005
 USAirways - Flight Attendant
It’s Tougher Than It Looks
 2/18/2005
 Ex Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
It's a Little Warm
 2/17/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
It's Awfully Bright In Here
 3/3/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It's Not a Microwave
 3/31/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
It's Not My Car
 4/18/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
It's Your Leg Captain
 3/20/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
Last Flight
 7/14/2004
 USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Last Trip
 1/7/2004
 Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Lav Service
 4/5/2005
 Piedmont - YS-11 FBO Worker
Leave my Airspace and Never Come Back Again
 1/7/2004
 Piedmont Airlines - B-737-200 Captain
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