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Story Title
Date Added
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Lickety Split
5/6/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Lifeguard Flight
4/5/2005
USAirways - B-737-300 First Officer
Lord and Master
8/28/2006
UPS - 727,747 Captain
Marching and Not Flying
8/28/2006
UPS - 727,747 Captain
A Matter of Priorities
3/14/2004
USAirways - B-737-400 Captain
Meeting a "Working Girl"
1/7/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Mexico City
4/5/2005
Braniff - B-727 Captain
A Most Unusual Passenger
4/2/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
My Mind Was Somewhere Else
2/25/2004
Piedmont Airlines - F-28 Captain
Never Ceases to Amaze Me
5/6/2004
USAirways - Flight Attendant
The New Uniform Look
4/27/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
No Rooms
4/18/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
No Rudder Pedal Steering
3/3/2004
Piedmont Airlines - F-28 Captain
Nobody's Home
3/17/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-737-200
Not the Best Way to Suck Up to the Captain
4/1/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
NRP
7/6/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Occupied
7/14/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
The Parking Garage
4/1/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Passenger Assist / Straight Back Passenger
4/5/2005
Chautauqua - ERJ145 Flight Attendant
The Perfect Flight
2/14/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
A Personal Delay Record
4/1/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
Please Check On My Husband
4/2/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
Prehistoric Monster in the Galley
1/7/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
Prepare for Landing
1/7/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
The Prettiest Sight
4/1/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Problem with Oil Pressure
1/7/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
Ramp Control Was Brand New
5/19/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
Requesting Direct
2/14/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Row Ten
1/29/2005
USAirways - B767 F/O
Scaring the Daylights out of a Pilot Applicant
1/7/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Check Engineer
The Seat Belt Extension
1/7/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
Seat Belt Extensions
2/19/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
She Had Good Intentions
4/1/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
She Just About Jumped Out of Her Skin
4/2/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
She Knew We Were Looking
4/1/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
She Meant Well
4/1/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Should Have Checked
7/22/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
Sign of the Times
6/11/2004
USAirways - Ramp Agent
A Slightly Different Uniform
6/15/2004
USAirways - Ramp Agent
Some Poor Fool Left His Lights On
3/3/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Something New
2/18/2005
USAirways - B-737-300 Flight Attendant
Starving Cockpit Crew
1/7/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Strange Trip
6/15/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
A Strange Way to Get In
6/15/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Sweet Sounding Controller
12/5/2005
USAirways - B-737-300 First Officer
Taking a Dog on a Trip
1/7/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
Taking a Tour
2/20/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
Technology Sometimes Confuses Things
3/17/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Tell Him Roger
4/5/2005
Braniff Airways - B-727 Captain
Thank the Lord
4/18/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
   
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