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STORIES - TABLE OF CONTENTS

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Story Title Date Added Submitted By

Thank’s A Lot – Officer
2/18/2005
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
That Calm Cool Reassuring Voice
3/2/2004
Northern Consolidated - Passenger
That Damn Leg!
3/1/2004
USAirways - Agent
That's You
6/9/2004
Braniff - B-727 First Officer
The Cat and The Mouse
12/8/2005
us airways - B-737 Agent
The Eyes Made a Difference
7/6/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
The Frozen Dog
4/5/2005
Piedmont - Line Boy
The Oral Was Tough
8/10/2004
Ex Braniff - B-727 Flight Engineer/First Officer
The Theraputic Bed
4/18/2004
USAirways - B-737-400 Captain
There’s Always At Least One Stupid Question
2/18/2005
Piedmont Airlines - Flight Attendant
They All Look the Same
4/27/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
They Look Familiar
3/3/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
They Stole My First Officer
7/13/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
They Sure Were Lucky
7/6/2004
USAir -
Things Are Sometimes What They Seem
6/24/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Check Captain
The Third Bag
2/14/2004
USAirways - Flight Attendant
This Airplane Can Stop
2/18/2005
Piedmont Airlines - F-28 Captain
Too Much Time on Their Hands
2/18/2005
USAirways - B-727 Captain
A Tour of the Islands
2/25/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
The Tourist Got Scared
5/26/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Traffic
1/7/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Jumpseat Rider
Trying to Keep it on the Runway
3/17/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Trying to Throw Something Through the Window
1/7/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
Unhooked the Wrong End of the Towbar
1/7/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
An Unusual Clearance
6/15/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
An Unusual Solution
4/1/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Visual Separation on the River
7/13/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
Warm It Up
4/18/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
We dont have that much fuel on board
8/27/2007
Delta - Radio Operator
We Hope She Says Yes
2/25/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
We Missed Him
7/6/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
We Passed Him
7/6/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
We Started Packing Our Bags
5/12/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
We Were All New Once Upon a Time
3/3/2004
Piedmont - B-727 Check Engineer
What Are They?
4/18/2004
Piedmont Airlines - F-28 Captain
What Carpet?
7/6/2004
Sierra Academy - B-727 Flight Engineer Student
What Do You Do?
7/6/2004
USAirways -
What Do You Want Me to Do Lady
4/5/2005
Wheeler Airlnes - Beech 99 First Officer
What River is that
7/6/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 Flight Engineer
What the Heck is Going On?
3/17/2004
Braniff Airways - B-727 First Officer
What Were the Odds?
4/1/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
What Were the Chances?
4/18/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
What’s That Smell
2/18/2005
Braniff Airways - B-737-300 Flight Engineer
What's He Doing?
7/6/2004
Piedmont Airlines - B-727 Captain
What's That Noise
8/10/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain
When Pigs Fly
4/27/2005
USAirways - B-757 First Officer
Where Are You Going
7/6/2004
Piedmont Airlines - F-28 Captain
Where is Baggage Claim
5/12/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Jumpseat Rider
Who Are You?
5/12/2004
USAir - B-727 Captain
Who Do You Fly For?
3/3/2004
USAirways - B-737-300 Captain

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